Monday, May 17, 2010

Favorite Xmas Present?

What was your favorite Xmas present of all time?





Li'l Naturalist Hornet Farm.


The Duncan Yo -- Goes down, never comes back.


Teaches children about warranties.


5,200 Pick Up -- a jumbo deck of cards that lets kids


play a larger version of their favorite game.


The "Learn About Puberty Chia Pet".


Supersoaker 9000: For use on those hard to reach targets;


NFL referees, low flying planes, and many more. At close


range it can strip paint, clean rusty grills, and dig


utility trenches.


The Laff-O-Minit Spellin' Tootor.


Doggie Dentist -- Kids learn about dentistry on


the family pooch.


Cuisin-Art -- Turns mommy's food processor into


a spinning paint tool.


Water Retention Wanda -- Teaches kids the principles


of the calendar.


Chocolate Covered Lead Soldiers.








I remember when I was small and wanted a GI Joe doll, my dad gave me a box that was empty and told me it was a GI Joe doll that deserted….But then came High School, I had a lot of pimples in High school, so many, that one day I fell asleep in the library and when I woke up, a blind man was trying to read my face…And remember, if you smoke after sex you were going too fast….OK, now about that present…Chemistry set here…..you?

Favorite Xmas Present?
my dad got me a GI Joe when I was little, I also had steve austin and a variety of other action men and stuff lol was always a bit of a tom boy!





Liked the smoking after sex thing, I think I'll use that to my advantage next time he wants to drag me out of bed to go for a ciggie with him lol
Reply:?
Reply:My favorite Christmas present was a brand new Porsche 911 in a custom grape purple that my exhusband had custom made for me. It even had my name on the dash
Reply:hmmm, how about just a hug, i think it'd be easier!
Reply:another teddy bear, i can never have too many. diane.
Reply:I just want peace in my living room! I think a roll of duct-tape will do just nicely! The hard part is getting the kids to hold still long enough to get it over thier mouths!! And...watcha makin' with the chemistry set??
Reply:Jake when we were little we never actually got Christmas presents from Mum and Dad, life was very bad for us then.


As an adult it's different and it's hard to choose.


Have a lovely Christmas jake and hope you will get that gift you always wanted, whatever it is, whenever you ever wished for it.


Big Star for you my friend.


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