Stupid questions and answers, what you think?

1. At the movies, when you meet acquaintances/friends--- Stupid Question : Hey, what are you doing here ? Stupid answer : Well, it's so hot, there were no cool cabs so I thought i'd watch some advertisements in the cool comfort of the theatre.





2. In a bus, a fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet--- Stupid question : Sorry did that hurt ? Stupid answer : No, not at all, I'm on 3on local anesthesia...Why dont you try again, or should I try this time.





3. At a funeral, one of the teary-eyed people ask---- Stupid Question : Why, Why, him of all people. Stupid answer : Why ? would it rather of have been you ?





4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter ----Stupid Question : Is the "blah blah blah" dish good ? Stupid answer : No, its teribble and made of adulterated cement. We occasionaly also spit in it.





5. At a family get-together. When some distant aunt meets you after years ----Stupid Question : Munna, Chickoo, you've become so Big. Stupid answer : Well you havent particularly shrunk yourself.





6. When a friend annouces her wedding, and you ask -----Stupid Question : Is the guy your marrying good ? Stupid answer : No, he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout...Its just the money.





7. When your woken up at midnight by a phone call----- Stupid question : Sorry. Were you sleeping ? Stupid answer : No. I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah and just when you called Salim Malik was betting with me that Pakistan would win. What do you think ?





8. When you see a friend with evidently shorter hair -------Stupid Qestion : Have you had a hair cut ? Stupid Answer : No, its autumn and I'm shedding





9. At the dentists when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth -------Stupid Qestion : Tell me if it hurts ? Stupid answer : And while i'm telling you, you tell me if I bite.





10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks----- Stupid Qestion : Oh, so you smoke Stupid answer : No, it's a miracle.....it was a chalk and know its in flames !

Stupid questions and answers, what you think?
I like all of them. They are funny.
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Reply:lol funny, i like number 8 and 9 lol
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